When we last left Leonardo DiCaprio, he was balls deep in British model Roxy Horner, but that was back in February, which roughly translates to eight million vaginas ago in LeoTime. Which is why he’s with Polish model Ela Kawalec now, according to Page Six, who he managed to pick up even with these douchebags hanging off him and still referring to themselves as the “Wolf Pack.” Your god died, is what I’m trying to tell you here. He fucking died dead.
“And one, two, three, Wolf Wave! Aw, none of you guys did it.”
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